Get out

There is no adventure inside the box.

James Kelly

Have you ever seen a reality show that was really like real life? I hope not. If you have, give your friggin' head a shake.

In the first place, if you are sitting around watching someone else's idea of reality, you got to get out of the house. Survivor, yea OK, but I mean, that's more like a game show. Anyone watching Bridgette Neilson's show where she is living with some washed up rap guy? Holy shit man. You can't tell me that's entertainment. It's not even stupid funny. And don't go, well how do you know about it? I don't, that's why I don't know what washed up rap guy's name is.

I'd like to meet the guy who thought that that would be an interesting thing to put on TV. I'll give him a dose of reality and beat him senseless. No wonder kids are walking around with so many screwed up ideas. They think that the drunk, drugged and homeless are something people will pay you to be.

This weekend Ironman Hawaii will be showing live all day on ironmanlive.com and over the years they have worked hard to perfect the live feed for Internet and have changed the format to bring on board live helicopter feed and motor bike footage. Here at least, is some real human struggle. Mind over muscle, body over time. Not pouting for half an hour because the only boy dating all six other women living in your house has decided you're out. Somebody shoot me.

Oh well, shizzle zezzle